Kenzo Milton The master of silent indifference, Kenzo seldom expresses his feelings to anyone but will readily offer sarcastic criticism anytime. Paradoxically, his kind demeanor makes him easily likeable. Kenzo and Zeon are pretty much the same in that they don't really know what they want out of life, and decide to go to college in hopes of finding out. He likes to mock things that go beyond the realm of common sense.
Zeon Matthaelas Kenzo's best friend since childhood, Zeon loves fast food (and food in general) and "cool things" such as power tools, fire, and duct tape, and is strangely prone to injuring himself all the time. He doesn't seem to suffer any long-term damage; how his body can withstand such punishment baffles modern day physicians. Although Zeon is usually clueless, he is a good friend.
Elaine Van Helena While plainspoken and not usually the center of attention, Elaine brings a breath of stability and sense to the constant mayhem caused by Praia, Zeon, et al. She seems to be able to draw Kenzo out of his shell whenever she is around him. Likes cooking, literature, and knives.
Kaz Satchell A coffee connosieur, part-time barisata and dispenser of common sense (sometimes forcibly), Kaz is the definition of cool as nothing seems to faze her - until she meets Kenzo and Zeon. She is Elaine's best friend.
Praia McKensey Obscenely over-confident and obviously over-caffeinated, Praia prides herself on being a genius by continually pushing the envolope in the fields of science - and oftentimes causing unprecedented chaos and mayhem when everything backfires on her. She seems quite incapable of cleaning up after her own messes.
The Author, a.k.a. shinkaide Beneath the pale, spiky-haired and crybaby exterior of the author lies a sexy, intelligent and cannot-lie-at-all-no-really core of a man. Intermittantly appears in the strip to explain certain things. Contrary to popular belief, does not really get beat up often in broad daylight while passersby point and laugh mockingly. Is the lead staff member; does the story, art, and maintains the website.
A Floating Piece of White Poo, a.k.a. Tha Wanchuu Often mistaken for a floating piece of white poo, Tha Wanchuu is the physical manifestation of the author's ego. While he states that he is there to guide the author and help him out with running EvergreenSD, he is most usually there to mock him. Is a staff member; in charge of occasional bits of wisdom and biting sarcasm.
Punch the Bear Lovable, loyal, and dumb-as-dirt, Punch the Bear suddenly appeared out of nowhere asking for lunch, and has since been part of the EvergreenSD team. Is a staff member; cannon fodder.